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This kind gentleman decided that I looked like just the sort of gal he wanted stepping on his stomach. Even said he’d pay me, until I exclaimed loudly that I was not a prostitute.

Bare feet preferred, sock feet accepted reluctantly. Heels expressly forbidden.

Also, he’s into breathing. He told me that when it looked like I had lost interest; how could I maintain interest when he couldn’t look me in the face, but kept sweeping his eyes up and down my entire body??

While there is no photographic evidence of this dude, I assure you that the above info is legit, and was scrawled by the fetishist in question.

Considering the abysmally low amount in my bank account, I may yet consider taking him up on his offer.

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